Bad Ideas and Grape Vodka
So, I worked the early shift yesterday and didn’t get much sleep. But, was invited to go see a movie at night. We didn’t get any food before the movie and decided it would be better to see it if we were trashed. We finished the last half of my Three Olives grape vodka in about 30 minutes. I was bombed. We got some snacks at the theater, sat down, watched the previews then I was...
Dude your balls totally rule.– Dennis, in last week’s Always Sunny
Bud Selig Must Die
Let me tell you something. If the Phillies lose game 5 and/or the World Series, Bud Selig will be killed. Not by me. Let me reiterate that. I will not kill Bud Selig. But, there are some fuckin’ nut jobs out here in Philly and anyone who causes us to lose a championship, that’s not directly related to our team, when we are this close, will die. Keep praying Selig, you will need...
It tastes like I’m drinking a pile of balls, what is it? Busch!– Hamish, and the fun of mystery beers at Tangier
Weekend or Drunken Monkey Escapades
#1: Phillies Yep, the World Series is tied up at 1-1. So EXCITING! It’d be more exciting if I actually had tickets to one of these games. And all the people I know that are going, just getting me more jealous by the minutes. I watched/listened to every game, and I get dumped on. I’m trying though to get tickets from Mayor Nutter, I know his secret (It’s SPAM!). We’ll...
Why do they have Bruntballs up here? 2 Outs, they should have brought someone...– The last words of a Bruntballs hater, right before Bruntballs hit a solo shot and gave the Phillies a glimpse of life in last night’s World Series Game 2
Weekend or Bye Week Boredom
Another weekend, another post, another week in the life of Hamish McMonkey Pants, let’s get it rolling. #1: Phillies We are going to the World Series and I couldn’t be happier. Seriously, I’ve been nothing but smiles the past day and it will continue forever. And my playoff beard is something nasty you should keep your kids away from. Our MVP Cole Hamels, hard at work with...
Cats talk to each other, and they know where the good stuff is.– Hamish, and his epic stray cat episodes
My Past 24 Hours
Well, where do I begin? The Phillies are going to the World Series, and apparently the best way to celebrate that is to go out on the streets of Philadelphia and go crazy. Cars and taxis were beeping, everyone on the streets was yelling, it was pure havoc and overwhelming joy. Everyone was happy, it was bliss. Then me and my friends decide to go to Drinkers and to really celebrate. We start...
He just blew chunks on someone’s car, and the guy saw him do it!– Hamish, to gang, only one of the crazy things to make up the last 24 hours
Not that I don’t feel like I’m part of the team, but when you get...– Matt Stairs, after our victory last night, and apparently he likes getting his ass hammered by guys, from Philly.com
Weekend or Black Holes and Revelations
I’m sorry for not writing much recently. You see I’ve been all involved in the Phillies playoff thing. And it’s all I can think about. I don’t even really know why I’m typing this now. I should be worshipping in front of my Pat Burrell altar. #1: Phillies Yep, the Phillies are still in the playoffs and Pat Burrell is fuckin’ pissed. I was watching him...
I love it when Pat Burrell touches my dirty places.– Hamish, being honest with everyone
Today starts the Phillies run into the playoffs. BAM! Aren’t you excited? I am. We’ve come so far and traveled for so long to reach this point. And now we are here. Today’s game, 3PM? What the fuck? Fuck you scheduling. Who can watch a 3 o’clock game? Someone is trying to downplay the Phillies postseason run. But, I managed to get my hours switched around...
You do a line, and I do a line, honey.– The Farmer, on the Butter’s tap dancing episode of South Park