November 2008
10 posts
Keep Smiling McNeezy
I hate to be the one to vent on things. Actually, I love to be the one. Fuckin’ McNabb. You’re seriously making everyone hate you. Why? Why do you smile when you throw horrible incompletions? That is killing each and every one of the Eagles fans. We just got done with the Phillies winning it all for us. Then we come to watch our beloved Eagles play football and we’re...
“You seriously look five years younger.”
– To Hamish, and How I Miss My Beard
Weekend or Lovely Rita, Meter Maid
Well, a week has flown by and nothing has changed. NOTHING. Seriously, nothing has changed. This week actually feels just like last week. My beard is longer and things just keep rolling on.
#1: Flag Football
Got rained out last week, looks like we might get rained out again. Son of bitchin’ rain always coming on Saturdays. Rain can go fuck itself.
#2: Eagles
The Bengals are going...
“Fuckin’ Dustin Keller got me so drunk last night.”
– Hamish, again taking shots everytime his Fantasy Football player got a reception
“I can dig it, he can dig it, she can dig it, we can dig it, they can dig it,...”
– The Evil Landlord’s own take on the actual words to Grazing in the Grass by The Friends of Distinction
Weekend or Shit Has Happened
Yeah, I know, shit has happened. And as someone who’s supposed to write about shit in his blog. I haven’t. I’m sorry. Let me recap.
#1: Phillies
Yes, we won the World Series. And I was on Broad Street with the rioters. I didn’t flip cars or start bonfires. But, I saw a lot of crazy shit like people ripping down trees and climbing lamp posts and traffic lights. ...
“I’m gonna take a shot of 99 Bananas every time Eddie Royal catches a pass.”
– Hamish, and how Eddie Royal, wide receiver for the Denver Broncos, got me fucked up last night
“Phillies, then Obama, what’s next week? Oh, yeah. Steamy Poo Pilers.”
– Hamish, believing that the power of 3 will end with his flag football team getting a huge win. 