April 2008
48 posts
“Blow me, blow me, blow me.”
– - Hamish
I'm a Whore
Sorry about not writing a blog yesterday when I promised one at my lunch hour. But, you see people when you usually go to lunch by yourself and eat by yourself due to the odd hours you generally go to lunch, you have plenty of time to hit up the computer lab and take your time and write something odd and inspiring. But, when two beautiful women come into MRI and ask if you want to go out to...
“Oh, Boy! Oberto!”
– Hamish, calling out after his favorite new San Antonio Spur, Fabricio Oberto
Stay Tuned . . .
A blog will be up, post Marc’s lunch-hour, which may be 12:30, or it may be 1:30, sometimes 2:00. You never know which way the MRI swings … “We’ll be right back.”
“You go over there and fuck ‘em. We’ll stay here and masturbate. Go,...”
– - Drill Sergeant, Mark McKinney, Kids in the Hall: Brain Candy
Wildlife Fires
I know I live in Philadelphia. Ok, I know this. But, I keep having dreams where I’m forced out of my home by wildlife fires and are forced to run/drive for my life. As if the wildlife fire is right on my tail and it’s gonna catch me. It’s a constant state of moving in order to escape the wildlife fire, which really isn’t a wildlife fire now that I think of it. ...
“When life gives you lemons, just say ‘Fuck the lemons,’ and bail.”
– Kunu (Paul Rudd), Forgetting Sarah Marshall. Great freakin’ flick.
The Whole World's Laughing at You
It’s true, they’re all laughing. And it’s not a funny joke they were just told, or someone walking into a wall. They’re laughing at you, and it’s because you look so fuckin’ weird, you fuckin’ weird mother’ucka.
“I’ll blog your mom.”
– - Hamish, Random Things to Write When You’re Hurting from a Late Night Weekday Wu-Tang Show
Tonight is Your Night Bro
Yep, tonight is the night I’m going with 4 dudes to go see Wu-Tang Clan at the House of Blues in Atlantic City. This is real exciting shit, I gotta admit. Even though it’s my 3rd time seeing Wu-Tang, this’ll be the smallest venue I’ll have seen ‘em in and should prove to make it a fuckin’ awesome show. This isn’t a blog it’s just pure excitement...
“Raw I’m a give it to ya, with no trivia. Raw like cocaine straight from...”
– - U-God, Da Mystery of Chessboxin’, Wu-Tang Clan
The Return of #5's
Last night was a great night to be a Philadelphian. First of all, there were people all over the streets trying to get you to vote for John “Raped the Homeless Man” Doughtery, and to vote in the primaries. But, on TV the Philadelphia teams and their star #5’s came out with a vengeance. Braydon Coburn. Well the Flyers made for one of the most exciting hockey games I’ve...
“Good dump, good dump.”
– - Skip!, Weird Things to Cheer for During a Hockey Game
The Smell of School
I took a step outside this morning to get a “breath of fresh air”, and I had an overwhelming horrible feeling inside. The weather felt like a brisk, slightly cold September morning. It felt like that always horrible first day of school weather. And the feeling of that first day of school came in to me. It’s the kind of feeling that you only get on that day. The summer has...
“You’re so beautiful, you could be a part time model.”
– - Flight of the Conchords, The Most Beautiful Girl in the Room. The Conchords full album came out today, I recommend to all a fast download of it, fantastic.
“The Mets all fuck their mothers, and sometimes their dads. (repeat)”
– - Hamish, How to Cheer and Really Piss Off 40 Year Old Mets Fans in Front of You
Richard Roeper is a Hack
I keep seeing the preview for Forgetting Sarah Marshall, and the quote they keep throwing up is “One of the funniest damn movies I’ve ever seen.” And Richard Roeper said that shit. Now, hold on, what the fuck is Roeper doing? Does he think that because he used the word ‘damn’ and people will see his name with this movie that he automatically is a cool/hip film...
“When Pam gets Michael’s old chair, I get Pam’s old chair. Then...”
– - Creed, The Office (4/17/08). I’m still trying to figure out what Creed needs 3 chairs for, but I still snorted when I heard him say this.
John's Roast Pork
A few months ago, Maxim magazine had an article about the best cheese steak in Philly. It gave very low marks to Pats/Genos, which is semi-deserving. But, I do love me a Pats cheese steak. And it gave mention to Cosmi’s which is large and in charge and also fantastic. But, the highest rating it gave was to John’s Roast Pork. A place I’ve drove past many times, but never...
