I’m sorry for ignoring my blog last week, please forgive me. I’ve been too busy pumping my NEW iPod chock-full of music and has given me little time to do anything else on my computer or even sleep. Though I am still working on loading up my iPod, I will pay more attention to you blog, I promise.
Do they call it Rapid Roulette because I lost $300 in 15 minutes?– - Hamish, wondering how he got tricked into thinking Rapid Roulette was a good idea
I think I can beat up 85% of people who don’t take karate lessons.– - Hamish, breaking an awkward silence at dinner last night (suggested by CrazyLegs)
I was a bayman like my father was before. Can’t make a living as a bayman...– Billy Joel, The Downeaster “Alexa”. Sometimes you have to really step back and listen to Billy Joel’s awful lyrics and laugh, that’s the only way to truly appreciate a psychotic drunkard from NYC’s music. That’s why we all indulge in his music, so he...
Bill Engvall MUST BE STOPPED!
I have a previous post about Bill Engvall, but this advertising campaign has just taken a step way over the line. The bombardment of ads that have been destroying my well-being have now destroyed my soul. I just saw a two men walking down the street carrying five pizzas each. And the box was different from any box I’ve seen before, it was blue and green, so I went in for a closer look. ...
I think the thymus is higher. (Sung at an increasingly higher octave every time)– - Hamish, singing to a co-worker while critiquing his MRI positioning
Scared of Zombies?
I don’t know why so many of us live in fear that one day the dead will come back to life and begin eating our living brains. I mean even if the government released some toxin into a cemetery, a meteor hit a graveyard, or if suddenly the dead just started coming back; I wouldn’t be scared. Not only have I seen a ton of zombie movies and know every idea on how to kill and stop them,...
Some people hate Wednesdays, not me, I suck Wednesday’s dick.– - Hamish, Sexual Relations with Days of the Week
Not Fair, I'm Not that Old
Let me just tell you that this weekend, me and a “friend” decided it would be great fun to go and play some Laser Tag and race some Go-Karts, like the good ol’ days. And why not? I mean, we can still play these games and there shouldn’t be any reason why we couldn’t go and do it. So, we went to the Funplex in Mt. Holly. Let me tell you that it was so completely...
I just blew your mind, didn’t I?– Jeff Rosso, guidance counselor on Freaks and Geeks
Oh gee, I didn’t say nothing mister, you must be hearing things. Bye bye,...– Arnie, the fun loving Dinosaur in Nine Months
I don’t think so. We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that...– Mirror reflection of Ash (Bruce Campbell), in Evil Dead 2. Things are not fine, not fine at all.
Creativity is Slowing Down . . .
Does anybody agree with me on this one? And I’m not talking about in the world of books, movies, or technology. I’m solely talking about the entire food and beverages community. And frankly, it’s making me sad. It’s been awhile since something new and crazy has come out that really has found it’s place in society. I feel this is especially true in the world of...
Oh, Tim, you can’t do that, buddy.– Tim’s trainer in Ultimate Fighter yelling at him as he gets his ass kicked. But, he’s right you know, you can’t do that.
Suck my birthday ass, you asschugglers.– Hamish, Why Hate Your Own Birthday?: Opinions of a Mad Man
Can someone please get a hold of the Gatorade company to make them bring back...– Hamish, Open Letters to Company Bigwigs: BRING IT BACK!
If you want to be happy, be.– Henry David Thoreau
Yo Baron, I can dig it!– Everyone last night, apparently Nightmare II is a little more urban … (And yes apparently there is about 12 different games!)
I’ve been having lots of talks recently about the Big Foot pizza they used to deliver back in the day. I had a recollection that it was Little Caesar’s (that’s a whole other story), but in fact it was Pizza Hut that created that monster of a pizza. It was 21 slices served Sicilian style and was only like $10.99 with 3 toppings. Sorry, it was kind of hard to find a good image...
You could kill someone with that pizza. Was that your plan?– Hamish to his own grandmother back in the early 90’s when she brought in the Bigfoot Pizza
Isn’t it weird that James Cromwell is in the movie Babe and the movie The...– - Hamish, James Cromwell Fucked Your Mom: An Autobiography
I’m gonna go out in this world and get everything I can get. I mean,...– - Ronnie Dobbs (David Cross) in Run Ronnie Run