August 2008
16 posts
Sorry, You Shit Heads
Look, I don’t want people complaining when I’m not writing blogs everyday. You shit heads. I have a lot going on in my life that I need to take care of, and all you want me to do is sit at home and write little stories about retarded shit, so you can possibly giggle at your work day. Fuck you Shit Heads. I’m not here for your entertainment. I’m not some trained monkey...
“I’m so beat up there are bruises inside my asshole.”
– Hamish, trying to get people to understand where he’s coming from.
WatchI laughed so hard when I saw him doing the Charles Manson Scatman dance, the rest of the video is just blah.
“You know, a long time ago being crazy meant something. Nowadays...”
– Charles Manson, and I think he’s got this one right …
“Nastia Liukin was robbed by a baby Chinese girl, and I want her silver medal ass...”
– - Hamish, true feelings come out during Olympic viewing alone at night
Random Song Essay
So, I hit random song on my EXTENSIVE iTunes playlist and I hit on a song called Tender Love by the Force MD’s, which has a massive 17 play count for a song I don’t really know. So, I’m going to write a little essay on it.
How can humans grasp the power of love? It is a question we all deal with in our lives, some more than others. When I think of 5 dudes wearing Soul Glo, I...
“And I am, Javert …”
– Do Not Forget Me 24601
Opera Work
So, my play count on Con Te Partiro is up at around 25 now. I still don’t know most of the words, but I do have the basic scheme when it comes to pitch and tone and sound of it. I keep hearing it in my head over and over again. But, I am still worried about performing it at my recital. I’m not sure what people will think or if they will be impressed at all. Will my opera training...
Yes, I'm Listening to Opera
So, I saw Step Brothers this weekend, and while it was a delightfully horrible movie I did pick up something from it that I can’t get out of my head. Will Ferrell sings an opera song in it and I recognized it and I thought it was beautiful. So, after a simple google search I found it and downloaded the Andrea Bocelli version. It’s beautiful, absolutely beautiful. I don’t...
“One day my father just said, “Goddamn it, you’re seventeen, stop...”
– Dr. Robert Doback (Richard Jenkins), in Step Brothers, and also a very important lesson for all of us to learn from and grow …
“Brett Favre is now a Jet, and Paul McCartney is pissed as shit, because Brett...”
– Hamish, wondering when the Jets got back together, thought McCarney was still solo … fucking Favre
Stop the Cosmonauts
No matter what I do or where I go, there’s always a fuckin’ person who thinks they’re better than me. And this week it’s the cosmonauts. Those assholes. I mean seriously, so what if you went into outer space. What’s so great about outer space? The chance of dying? Weightlessness? The horrible freeze dried food? Peeing in weird places? Well guess what I got...
“Satan doesn’t rule this world, cosmonauts do. And we have to stop them...”
– Hamish, An Open Letter to Kill All Cosmonauts. Why does NASA hate me so much?
“I wouldn’t live with you if the world was flooded with piss and you lived...”
– Julie Buckman (Martha Plimpton), in Parenthood, and how I feel about living with my roommates, and the world is flooded with piss and I’ve given up hope. 