So, there’s a little bar at 8th & Fitzwater by the name of Vesuvio’s. They do a lot of Eagles postgame shows there, and they have an amazing special that every drink is $4. No matter if it’s an expensive beer or a glass of Johnny Walker Black, it’s still $4. So, needless to say I was there last night getting my crunk on. It was after work so I was a little hungry...
Oh, Mike Patterson, you taste so good.– Hamish, Fat Philadelphia Eagles: A Guide to Food
Disney Tape or Being Gay with Your Friends
So, I found an old cassette tape of Disney’s Splashdance (circa 1983). It’s fuckin’ amazing. I mean they’ve got that dude singing most of the songs. You know that dude. The dude who has just the perfectly toned voice that makes it sound like all little kids should take off their pants and show ‘em what they’re working with. Some of the songs even sound...
They’re upside down weeps, on inside out swings. They do things...– Happy, Happy Birthday to You, Splashdance, an amazing Disney Album
If suddenly you were a guy, I’d be suddenly gay.– Community Property, Steel Panther
Oregon Trail II
Was way too high-tech for simple minded wagon folks. “Challenge the Unpredictable Frontier!” I wondered if a CD-ROM version of Oregon Trail II would still run on my new-fangled computer. So as I loaded it up I checked out the system requirements. Microsoft Windows 3.1 or higher. Check. Wait, I’m not sure if Vista is considered higher. It doesn’t have a number. ...