My Past 24 Hours
Well, where do I begin? The Phillies are going to the World Series, and apparently the best way to celebrate that is to go out on the streets of Philadelphia and go crazy. Cars and taxis were beeping, everyone on the streets was yelling, it was pure havoc and overwhelming joy. Everyone was happy, it was bliss. Then me and my friends decide to go to Drinkers and to really celebrate. We start...
He just blew chunks on someone’s car, and the guy saw him do it!– Hamish, to gang, only one of the crazy things to make up the last 24 hours
Not that I don’t feel like I’m part of the team, but when you get...– Matt Stairs, after our victory last night, and apparently he likes getting his ass hammered by guys, from Philly.com
Weekend or Black Holes and Revelations
I’m sorry for not writing much recently. You see I’ve been all involved in the Phillies playoff thing. And it’s all I can think about. I don’t even really know why I’m typing this now. I should be worshipping in front of my Pat Burrell altar. #1: Phillies Yep, the Phillies are still in the playoffs and Pat Burrell is fuckin’ pissed. I was watching him...
I love it when Pat Burrell touches my dirty places.– Hamish, being honest with everyone
Today starts the Phillies run into the playoffs. BAM! Aren’t you excited? I am. We’ve come so far and traveled for so long to reach this point. And now we are here. Today’s game, 3PM? What the fuck? Fuck you scheduling. Who can watch a 3 o’clock game? Someone is trying to downplay the Phillies postseason run. But, I managed to get my hours switched around...
You do a line, and I do a line, honey.– The Farmer, on the Butter’s tap dancing episode of South Park
The cat came back the very next day …– Hamish, happy that his stray came back the next day, looking for some lovin’
My Stray Cat
Let me tell you a little story. Last night after coming home all sad and depressed from a sad, sad Eagles loss, I parked my car on Christian Street. I got out of my car to see a white cat with black spots eating from some plate that someone had placed outside for her. Now, usually when I see stray cats and I try to get them to come to me for petting or whatnot they run away and fast. Not this...
My Stray Cat … :(
And then my landlord came downstairs, and with his violent angry eyes staring...– Hamish, in remembrance
Weekend Post Make-Up
Yeah, blow me. Sorry for no posts this week, but I will always guarantee you a Hamish update weekend post. So, here we go. #1: Phillies Welly, welly, welly, well. Up only one game on the Mets as we move into a 3 game series with the Nats. If we don’t win all these games, and we end up having to play a fuckin’ make-up game I’m gonna be pissed as shit. I can only promise you...
Bring me the head of Carlos Beltran.– Hamish, yep he wants Beltran’s head, cause I want to go bowling with a Puerto Rican
The Weekend Post
Seems like every Friday I need to post something about this upcoming weekend. And it’s only like that because weekends have been starting to kick some major ass. It’s been chock full of nuts and goodness. Let it get started. #1: Friday Night Party Town Tonight there is a huge bash for 6 combined celebrated birthdays. It’s got over 100 Facebook confirmed guests. I think...
Because days come and go, but my feelings for you are forever.– Hamish, finally realizing what listening to WMMR at work does to him, he wakes up in the morning singing these horrible modern rock songs that he doesn’t even know. Shit WMMR, why you trying to get crazy with me man, don’t you know I’m loco?
Look Behind You!
You ever been sitting around and your alone and you are constantly turning around and to the sides because you think someone is there? I do that all the time. It’s not paranoia. There is someone there, and you better be fuckin’ careful man. Cause if you don’t keep turning around looking for him, he will know. Then he will attack, like a banshee. He will come at you with so...
I’m so gay for you it’s gross.– Hamish, thinking this is the new thing everyone should tell those special lady friends in their life
I can’t take the kind of excitement from that MNF game last night. I shit...– Hamish, a lot of stuff comes out when we play Dallas, and I don’t really lactate