Hamish McMonkey Pants




Hamish is not a person, he is a state of mind with no physical form to contain him. Kind of like a Sizzler, without the buffet.

CVS Story

So, anyway, I went to get my prescriptions filled, and I was sitting in the CVS Pharmacy waiting area.  Really tiny one too, about 3 seats and a blood pressure cuff bench.  And the store was pretty empty.  A young 20 year old black kid comes in and grabs a magazine and sits down next to me.  First I thought, this isn’t a doctor’s office, it’s a store, you just can’t sit here and read magazines.  But, I got over it quick, because seriously who fuckin’ cares?  So, we were just sitting there waiting, listening to whatever bullshit CVS satellite radio they’ve got playing.  Then “What About Love?” by Heart comes on.  It’s pretty quiet in there, and as the song reaches the lyric part I hear next to me, “I’ve been lonely, I’ve been waiting for you, I’m pretending and that’s all I can do.”  I was about to burst out laughing and I turned to him for a quick second.  He said, “I like Heart.”  And I said, “Yeah, man, they rock.”  Then we both went back to being quiet.

Blew my mind.

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