Mickey’s Gonna Kick Some Ass
I read the most disturbing article ever today and am afraid of the repercussions that this is going to hold.
Man Guilty of Groping Minnie Mouse
This is bad news folks, not just that there are grandfather’s out there pinching asses and grabbing boobs on cartoon character mascots, but what this means via Mickey’s revenge. I mean, they’ve been together for like 70, 80 years. And this old dude’s gonna come into his home, act like he’s taking a picture with her and then totally molest her innocent mousey body. This is some fucked up shit. If someone came into my home and pulled that shit with my girl, I would probably stomp their ass inside out, so that when they shit it would go back inside their body. Think about this, real hard. It makes no sense, but perfect sense. I fear what is going to happen as a result of this … I will just stand back and watch, and stay far away when that drunk mouse with a shotgun comes through …
