Disney Tape or Being Gay with Your Friends
So, I found an old cassette tape of Disney’s Splashdance (circa 1983). It’s fuckin’ amazing. I mean they’ve got that dude singing most of the songs. You know that dude. The dude who has just the perfectly toned voice that makes it sound like all little kids should take off their pants and show ‘em what they’re working with. Some of the songs even sound eerily similar to like some kind of strange ELO/Styx/REO Speedwagon mix. It makes me feel so good.
Anyway, since I forgot my iPod on multiple occasions, instead of listening to terrestrial radio (it’s way too random) we pop in this tape. And those first couple of songs just make you want to dance, sing, and plain take off your pants, no matter what age you are now. (I plan on including some YouTube videos to give you a feeling of what I was feeling.) My car was ripping and roaring, anyone who hears these songs immediately falls in love with them and can’t stop singing and dancing. It’s just this overall rush, better than crack/cocaine, better than heroin, better than horse tranquilizers. Get some of this Splashdance … it’ll rock your fuckin’ world.
