Weekend or Bye Week Boredom
Another weekend, another post, another week in the life of Hamish McMonkey Pants, let’s get it rolling.
#1: Phillies
We are going to the World Series and I couldn’t be happier. Seriously, I’ve been nothing but smiles the past day and it will continue forever. And my playoff beard is something nasty you should keep your kids away from.
Our MVP Cole Hamels, hard at work with some ugly chick.
#2: Eagles
Bye week? Ugh. Guess I’ll have to root for my 2nd favorite football team, um, shit … I don’t really like any other football teams.
#3: Flyers
They play the Sharks tomorrow and they better fuckin’ win, I’m tired of people saying the “win-less” Flyers. Believe in Gagne! (Now a member of my Fantasy Hockey team)
#4: Flag Football
We play again on Saturday and I’m pissed about having my jersey ripped from my body 2 weeks ago. So, I’ll be looking for blood, and a lot of it.
#5: AC
Probably going to be there Saturday night, hoping some Phillies luck will slide over to some gambling luck. I like moneys.
#6: Cats
So, a new cat was on our porch all last night, crying for the evil landlord to give him some food. He claims he couldn’t find our cat food stash. I came home and hooked up the cat. The cat was grateful and apparently stayed there all night, because he was there in the morning too. Fed him again. He’s gone now, but I’m sure he’ll come back. Cats like me, and I like pussy. I’m sorry for being so vulgar, I don’t usually say stuff like that. I like cats, and I like women. Not just their body parts. But, I do like boobs. That’s not as vulgar. That’s just straight fact.
And even more than boobs, I like Phillies boobs.
Let the weekend begin …
