Hamish McMonkey Pants




Hamish is not a person, he is a state of mind with no physical form to contain him. Kind of like a Sizzler, without the buffet.

Bud Selig Must Die

Let me tell you something.  If the Phillies lose game 5 and/or the World Series, Bud Selig will be killed.  Not by me.  Let me reiterate that.  I will not kill Bud Selig.  But, there are some fuckin’ nut jobs out here in Philly and anyone who causes us to lose a championship, that’s not directly related to our team, when we are this close, will die.

Keep praying Selig, you will need God to save you now.

In lighter news, I still think that the Phillies are going to rock the socks off of the shitty Rays.  Pinch hitter, then the top of our lineup.  BAM!  Bring your rookie closer.  Bring it all, you will not stop the Phillies.  We are pissed, we are angry and we will have our Championship.

This rain delay thing sucked ass.  What was an amazing start of the game was destroyed way too quickly.  I blame Bud Selig and I hate him so much now.  The game should never have been played, but since it was, it should have been stopped right when the Rays player, Trever Miller, said it should have.  The 4th inning when Jimmy Rollins dropped the pop-up.  Right then you should have known that it was not the right conditions to be playing the most important game of the year for both teams and all of the Major League Baseball.  Who couldn’t see that?  I hate you Bud Selig.  I can’t wait til you are relieved of your testicles.

Make your own assumptions.

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