Weekend or Shit Has Happened
Yeah, I know, shit has happened. And as someone who’s supposed to write about shit in his blog. I haven’t. I’m sorry. Let me recap.
#1: Phillies
Yes, we won the World Series. And I was on Broad Street with the rioters. I didn’t flip cars or start bonfires. But, I saw a lot of crazy shit like people ripping down trees and climbing lamp posts and traffic lights. Shit was out of control, at one point 12 dudes riding a dumpster crashed into the sidewalk near us. But, when it’s all said and done. The Phillies won the fuckin’ World Series. FUCK YEAH BITCHES! EAT OUR ASSHOLES NOW! WE ARE THE FUCKIN’ CHAMPS! BOW BEFORE OUR GREATNESS! SUCK IT, SUCK IT, SUCK IT HARD!
#2: Halloween
In honor of the Phillies winning the championship 2 days prior. I decided to dress as my favorite Phillie, Eric Bruntlett. Or Bruntballs as I love to call him. And let me tell you something, Bruntballs got mad props from people out and about on Halloween. Not only from my friends, but people at the bar loved Bruntballs and thanked him for scoring the winning run in the final WS game. BRUNTBALLS!
Bruntballs & John Kruk, and the Jackal. It was a Bruntballs converted Pat Burrell jersey, and I also wore cleats all night. Bad idea. My feet fuckin’ hurt.
#3: President-Elect Obama
Obama is going to be the new president. I’m happy. For once in my life the man I voted for won. In 2000, Ralph Nader didn’t win. In 2004, John Kerry didn’t win. Finally, my vote was for the man who will be stepping into the Oval Office and getting blown from underneath his desk. I am so proud. Plus, I like some of his ideas. Especially the one about free ice cream cones on the 1st of da month.
Chonk that shit, Mr. President.
ONTO THE WEEKEND:
#4: Eagles/Giants: Sunday Night
Gonna be a pure shit show. Especially tailgating all day until the game gets on the way at 8:30PM. And Eli Manning is going to bleed brown blood from his asshole as we constantly pound his ass. I love Eagles/Giants, it’s more exciting than Eagles/Cowboys right now. I just want to pound them. I want to show the world that the Giants are a shitshow team and they do not deserve any props they get. I WANT THEM TO SHIT ON THE FIELD AND BE CARRIED OFF IN STRETCHERS. I said it, now I can’t take it back. Blargh mina.
#5: Flag Football
Back to back games at 2PM and 3PM. The 2PM game is a battle of High School past. As in the team we are playing is a lot of guys most of our team graduated high school with. It’s going to be a fuckin’ shit show. And this will be the most important game of the year. We must win. Not only for bragging rights, but we are better than them. And they must feel our wrath. I WANT THEM TO SHIT ON THE FIELD AND BE CARRIED OFF IN STRETCHERS. I said it, now I can’t take it back. Franks and beans.
#6: Friday/Saturday Night
Yeah, I have no idea what’s going down either of those days. But, I promise you it will be a shit show of all things unholy. Betcha.
#7: Playoff Beard
Say Goodbye to it folks … this will be it’s final weekend.
