Hamish McMonkey Pants




Hamish is not a person, he is a state of mind with no physical form to contain him. Kind of like a Sizzler, without the buffet.

Weekend or Lovely Rita, Meter Maid

Well, a week has flown by and nothing has changed.  NOTHING.  Seriously, nothing has changed.  This week actually feels just like last week.  My beard is longer and things just keep rolling on.

#1: Flag Football

Got rained out last week, looks like we might get rained out again.  Son of bitchin’ rain always coming on Saturdays.  Rain can go fuck itself.

#2: Eagles

The Bengals are going to eat shit.

#3: Phillies

The Bengals are going to eat shit.

#4: Flyers

They can eat their own shit for always losing in shoot outs.

#5: Sixers

They make the Raptors eat their own shit.

#6: Phantoms

They are piles of shit that no one cares about.

HEY!  HEY!  HEY YOU!  GO FUCK YOURSELF!

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